Guys, I'm hilarious.

laurenwasplayingwithstickers:

sansawiles:

robinrealhood:

welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper

Why is there a dog in the middle?

Its the andrex puppy you barbarian

(Source: patch-mun)

wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

adamusprime:

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

(Source: caleb-denecour)

menmas-booty:

menmas-booty:

There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too.

For those who might doubt me

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

(Source: bobbymoynihan)

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

c2ndy2c1d:

extraordinarycircus:

A Compilation of Double Dee Making Weird Noises

 Because his walla is just the funniest thing and now here’s a montage of him gasping, wheezing, yelling, and being well…Double Dee.

ENJOY. 

OMFGGG

i just keep on laughing harder and harder every time Edd giggles loll~

eleanorbearder:

jambandit:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

#this is why i don’t trust people who wear makeup

OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL

ennjey:

WHY DO CATS AND DOGS LOSE ALL COORDINATION WHEN YOU PUT SOMETHING ON THEIR FEET

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

lolzpicx:

(Source: envymary)